Saturday, January 31, 2015

Things I Have Knowingly Lead People to Believe* I Enjoy in Order to Go On a Date With Them:

Public transportation
Science fiction
Shitty shoe wear (John Fluevogs)
The intricacies of Communism
“Mod” clothing
Biking for transportation as opposed to recreation
Beer
Dr. Who
Crowds
Raw food
Steam punk
Penises
Painting
Poetry readings
Condos
Porsches
Almonds

*= No lying; all innuendo.


  
(This was a piece that came out of ongoing conversations that an old friend of mine and I would have about things we would do for the sake of having a total crush on someone)

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